NaNoWriMo 2007

Runes

by Keolah

  1. The Day Before the End of the World (1675 words)
  2. The Obligatory Excessive Info Dump (1580 words)
  3. Why Do We Have To Save the Universe, Anyway? (1799 words)
  4. Demonstrating Phenomenal Cosmic Power By Scribbling On Napkins (1793 words)
  5. Skywalker Takes Up Arcane Knitting (1698 words)
  6. The Cake Is a Lie (1704 words)
  7. Clash at the Gate Station (1574 words)
  8. Parody's Pink Elephants and Porn (1673 words)
  9. This Is Called Blatant Foreshadowing (1655 words)
  10. Temptress Who Doesn't Really Need To Tempt Very Hard (1757 words)
  11. Things Are Never Quite That Easy (1681 words)
  12. An Exercise in Wanton Violence (1626 words)
  13. Another Exercise in Wanton Violence (1666 words)
  14. What Toppings Do You Want on Your Magical Pizza? (1719 words)
  15. A Little More Trouble Never Hurt (1674 words)
  16. The Tea Is a Lie, Too (1705 words)
  17. Every Story Needs Pirates, Damn It (1601 words)
  18. Some People Fall, Others Go Skydiving (1725 words)
  19. It Took Them This Long to Figure It Out? (1872 words)
  20. In Hell, Nobody Can Hear You Scream (1663 words)
  21. Who You Gonna Call? (1736 words)
  22. Don't Piss Off the Bad Guy (1671 words)
  23. Do the Smart Thing For Once (1725 words)
  24. This Is a Warehouse, Not a Whorehouse (1746 words)
  25. Pointy Ears With Pointy Objects (1688 words)
  26. Are They Technically Lesbians If One Is Bisexual? (1715 words)
  27. Signs That the Author Is Horny (1671 words)
  28. Digit Is Just Plain Fucked (1706 words)
  29. Fecal Matter Striking Rotating Cooling Devices (1479 words)
  30. The Beginning of the End (1117 words)
Disclaimer: This novel contains excessive swearing, smoking, underage drinking, thinly-veiled sex blatant porn, violence, ripoffs of White Wolf, and a few too many Star Wars references.